Oh yeah, I did… 9mm all the way around, baby! I’m liking it so far - it does make me feel quite a bit more like Sluggo, which is always a good thing. My new haircut is great for many reasons:

1. It’s really bracing in the morning.
2. I’m saving a bunch of ca$h on shampoo and pomade.
3. It’s good to be ready for when they reinstate the draft - because nothing, but nothing, beats being prepared.
4. One word: AERODYNAMIC!

In Volvo news: the beast is back! New engine mounts, and it’s purring like a tiny swedish kitten. All that’s left on my list is changing the various & sundry fluids, and replacing some damn belts. Then, sit tight until spring… man, I need a damn garage.

It looks like I may get to have dinner with Jeffrey Brown, comic maker extraordinnaire, sometime in December.

We’re seeing Spoon this weekend at St. Andrews - should be a rollicking good time for certain. No halloween plans as of yet, mostly because we’re really lame. Now I have to go get me some beers, so PEACE OUT, my internets friends!1!!!!!

future mugshot for you haters

Wow, I think I totally found the perfect halloween costume for me. Let’s submerge our souls in the icy waters of Lake Minnetonka, baby!

In other news, I just finished the biggest goddamn project of my “professional” life, and hoo boy am I glad it’s pretty much finito… almost done… well, realistically, it’s never going to be done done, but it should probably start taking up a whole lot less of my valuable, valuable time. Hopefully.

Also, today I am on an all-out, balls-to-the-wall mission to EXTERMINATE the nasty, untraceable odor that has been permeating our apartment. For real, I bought a new mop and some MR. Clean and everything. Take that, foul smells! Mr. Clean will prevail!