I can only wish that we had heard about Ric Flair Finance, home of the Figure-4 Process™, before we bought our house - a Nature Boy 30-year Fixed mortgage would have been pretty sweet. And imagine the joy of getting a personalized loan statement from that Limousine ridin’, jet flying, kiss stealin’, wheelin’ dealing, son of a gun himself, delivered with all the precision of a knife-edge chop. The legal fine print on the back would contain, in tiny letters: “To be the man, you’ve got to beat the man; and whether you like it or not, learn to love it, ‘cause it’s the best thing going today!”

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